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INDIAN (102)
Posted 7/9/2008 7:56:47 AM Report
 

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is that what i have been wondering an even hearing voices in my head.jack
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1MeanDog (25)
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INDIAN (7/9/2008)
is that what i have been wondering an even hearing voices in my head.jack

No Jack, I think those symptoms are caused by a different affliction.  That could be signs of AFWUDD....(Acute Frustration with uShip Disorder).

The initial test for ASD is simple and painless.  It can be done any where there is a mirror or other clear reflective device.  Any time of day is good also.  Look in to the mirror (or other reflective device).  Examine your face and especially your eyes for any indication of DILLIGAF.  If DILLIGAF is present in a quantity that is detectable visually, you're 99% sure to have ASD.

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hawgtrax (86)
Posted 7/9/2008 9:18:48 AM Report
 

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[quote]1MeanDog (7/9/2008)
[quote]hawgtrax (7/8/2008)
Okay, so I go in for my physical and I ask the doc to check my ASD level and he says my temp was 104 oral and 120 anal. My blood pressure was off the chart. The doc checks my eyes and they seem to be failing due to staring at a white background all the time. My hearing is going bad. Everything I hear sounds kinda nasaly with these whiney undertones. I've got this big bloody spot on my forehead (P.E.T.LLC) from bangin' my head on my desk. He's sendin' me to a specialist for a colonoscopee cuz I'm sure there somethin' in there that ain't spose to be there. But dawgonnit , whatcha gonna do?

David @ HawgTrax motorSports[/quote]


Oh man.....David.....you have one of the worst cases of ASD I've heard about so far. It will be okay if you don't tell us what they find up there.

I'm really sweating it because I'm due for my CDL physical soon. Is there any way to hide those ASD symptoms?

Should we form anon profitorganization to raise funds for ASD research? Can we get government grants? Will Matt & Mickey contribute? Soooooo many unanswered questions & sooooo little time![/quote]

Hey Don, I know you said DON'T tell what they find in there but, I feel the need to share before this becomes and epedimic. I won't go into specifics but, I heard the doc muttering something about................. BROKE OFF GOOD.......

David @ HawgTrax MotorSports

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INDIAN (102)
Posted 7/9/2008 9:44:48 AM Report
 

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that's ok Don but there is still the voices in my head telling me to do things.hehe.jack
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fearless1 (66)Silver Power Driver
Posted 7/9/2008 9:53:42 AM Report
 

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You guys are making me spill coffee all over myself.You all need to get out and do some touring in the west altitude does wonders for these symptoms!!

 Fearless Enterprise's U.S.A.     MC#604640  PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY  AND PEACE OF MIND USE A COMPLIANT HAULER !!!!
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INDIAN (102)
Posted 7/9/2008 10:28:32 AM Report
 

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Frank check your e-mail.jack
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1MeanDog (25)
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hawgtrax (7/8/2008)
Okay, so I go in for my physical and I ask the doc to check my ASD level and he says my temp was 104 oral and 120 anal. My blood pressure was off the chart. The doc checks my eyes and they seem to be failing due to staring at a white background all the time. My hearing is going bad. Everything I hear sounds kinda nasaly with these whiney undertones. I've got this big bloody spot on my forehead (P.E.T.LLC) from bangin' my head on my desk. He's sendin' me to a specialist for a colonoscopee cuz I'm sure there somethin' in there that ain't spose to be there. But dawgonnit , whatcha gonna do?

David @ HawgTrax motorSports



Oh man.....David.....you have one of the worst cases of ASD I've heard about so far. It will be okay if you don't tell us what they find up there.

I'm really sweating it because I'm due for my CDL physical soon. Is there any way to hide those ASD symptoms?

Should we form anon profitorganization to raise funds for ASD research? Can we get government grants? Will Matt & Mickey contribute? Soooooo many unanswered questions & sooooo little time!


Hey Don, I know you said DON'T tell what they find in there but, I feel the need to share before this becomes and epedimic. I won't go into specifics but, I heard the doc muttering something about................. BROKE OFF GOOD.......

David @ HawgTrax MotorSports

OH NO!  I had feared the worst.....but I didn't expect it to be that bad.  Two choices remain for you.....but I don't know what either one is..........

Jack....turn off the radio and see if that helps those voices in your head......  ASD rarely causes a person to hear voices........but then again it might.  If that doesn't work.....take two aspirin and call Tony at 2:30 each morning.....each and every morning!

Frank....All that clean, fresh. western air can be hazardous too.  I once saw a guy....well, it's just too gory to tell the details here.  Maybe some time, after a few nautical beverage drinks, I'll be able to relate the story without getting sick to my stomach.  Needless to say.....it was really bad.

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INDIAN (102)
Posted 7/9/2008 2:16:03 PM Report
 

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i tried that still the same,an it's not nice things these voices say to do to people.hehe.jack
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KayLogistics (5)
Posted 7/9/2008 2:44:42 PM Report
 

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I have a GREAT picture for you all,  where can I post it on here?  It's the perfect example of the ASD problem.  

Russ

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1MeanDog (25)
Posted 7/9/2008 2:55:00 PM Report


 

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KayLogistics (7/9/2008)
I have a GREAT picture for you all,  where can I post it on here?  It's the perfect example of the ASD problem.  

Russ

  Like the Señorita told the donkey....  put it here.

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